Practicing Your Backhand with the Electronic Mosquito Swatter

The most fun mosquito control product ever invented is the electronic mosquito swatter. This device is basically a small electrified tennis racket. When you see a mosquito, you press down the on button to electrify the swatter’s metal mesh and swing away. As soon as the mosquito touches the wires, she will fry.

The frightening thing about this swatter is that awkens your dark side. You will realize this when you finally catch that pesky mosquito that has just tormented you in a darkened bedroom for three hours. The urge to hold down the on switch and watch the mosquito spark and sizzle is uncontrollable. When you start smelling the scent of burnt mosquito, you’ll say, “Wow, I need counseling.” But right after you say that, you will go to sleep in a nice, quiet, mosquito-free room. Trust me, after a good night’s sleep, you’ll be back to your good old self.